NOW THE WILDERNESS HAS A GIANT MONKEY TOSSING BARRELS AT YOU IN IT. I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING ( Read more... )

LOOK. Despite what my roommate might think, my sexual preferences are nobody's business.

SO DON'T. ASK.

Just thought you all should know.

[Added later]

hate

you

all

[The writing is very slow and careful, and he hesitates several times in mid-sentence.]I've been doing a lot of thinking ever since my evil double captured me. Just about my attitude and the way I treat people in general ( Read more... )

[Several inky kitten pawprints line the top of the entry.]

Now I have a spastic cat. Perfect. Brooklyn, where on Earth did you get that stupid toy hedgehog? Tom keeps pouncing it and rolling around the floor with it. I can't get it away from him.

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So Brooklyn and I decided we're going to be living together- if you want to find us, we'll both be in my place in the Section One housing area from now on. It'll be nice to have someone else around, honestly. And hey, if he learns how to cook, maybe he can teach me, too.

[OOC: The writing is shakier than usual, but still quite legible, and there might be a teardrop or two smudging the ink. The scratched-out portions are well-blotted out soon after being written and impossible to read.]I've apparently been trapped on the elevator for the past few days, though it didn't really feel like too long. Sorry if I worried ( Read more... )